Sheila Helene Elfton

We would like to introduce Sheila Helene Elfton. She has decided to join forces with Jane Leigh Editors to broaden her scope of information gathering from the FANTASY REALM. “She-She”, as she is known by her family and friends. (She thinks her name fits her image well.) She is very experienced with the fantasy realm and can bring those insights from the mostly unseen goings on, to the light of day. We regard her as a “CELTIC GODDESS”, many can argue by looking at her celtic image, that is more than likely true. She has been rumored to have said, “I was born a CELT and with the vibrancy and the life force of my people the “ANCIENT VIKING CLAN.” She has achieved success with all of life’s paths she has traveled. Please do not let her beautiful looks fool you because, She-She, is very adept with the broad sword and can achieve great success against all who are foolish enough to think otherwise.

She-She works very closely with the fairy “RING ANNE DING”, who is a local in the many fantasy realms around the unseen world. She likes to be called Anne because when people hear the name Ring Anne Ding they think she is a ditsy bobble headed blond or an undercover brunette. Well, this is far from the truth, mostly due to the fact that she has beautiful brownish red hair down to her trim feminine (not to be confused with fe-MEN-ism) waist and she looks “JUST WOW”. Anne is really smart too, she has the equivalent of Doctors of Philosophy Degrees in Advanced Mathematics, Computer Science, Juris Doctor of Prudence and Doctor of Etcetera, with a Minor in Cluster Headache. Anne can also be a Doctor of Pain in the ASS too. (It has been rumored, that it is more of art than a science.) Especially, when She-She needs some information for her story, Anne will smirk and fly away. “Come back here you little bitch. Tell me what is happening in your local neighborhood realms so, I can finish my story.” “Arttie, will be all over my tail if I do not submit my work on time.” ‘He always says that we have deadlines to keep and a Tabloid to run and not into the ground.’ “I am with the rest of the Editors when I say please JoJo Reported Lee hurry up.” “Or, should I say Arttie, please hurry and retire or something.” Anne, who is a trooper, always comes through for She-She and brings some real good gossipy information for her stories and save her from the Editor-In-Chief’s barking and growling and some chewing on her GLUTEI MAXIMI.

She-She, has been rumored by an unnamed source who’s friend worked with someone who had a uncle who over heard her stating that “Ring Anne Ding should become a Jane Leigh Editor.” Maybe this is true or something, who can tell from the information we have gathered from our sources (who wished to be unnamed) that this might have some threads of truth in it. The unnamed source continues, with information, stating that She-She said “maybe Ring Anne Ding would be less a bitch and be more cooperative with our Editorial Team if she could attend morning team meetings and all. Anne, is highly qualified to become an Editor and would be a great asset. Since she is an academician already why not let her cover or assist other editors on any topic. Anne could be like a go-for-it because she can fly and disappear at will.

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